Total Medals Earned: 33 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 715 Points
Medals Earned: 4/6 (125/185 points)
Win Necrochess.
Get a unit to level three.
Get a spellbook to level three.
Lose a game.
Get a building to level three.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/13 (45/445 points)
Clear Wave 1
Clear Wave 2
Clear Wave 3
Clear Wave 4
Clear Wave 5
Clear Wave 6
Clear Wave 7
Clear Wave 8
Clear Wave 9
Clear Wave 10
Clear Wave 11
Clear Wave 12
Clear Wave 13
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Survive for 10 seconds
Survive for 30 seconds in the snow
Survive for 1 minute
Survive for 5 minutes
Survive for 7 minutes
Survive to the snow storm
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Win a game
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
Play Paddle Planet
Defeat Milton
Defeat Number 3
Defeat Number 2
Defeat Number 1
Beat The Game
Medals Earned: 7/8 (245/345 points)
Complete New England
Complete The Southeast
Complete Texas
Complete The Great Plains
Complete Pacific Northwest
Complete California and The Southwest
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 7/12 (85/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
